The 90's: A Decade of Hotties

The 90's were a decade of unparalleled hotness in the department of male celebrities. Let's reminisce together!


Macaulay Culkin: The Real Inventor of the "O Face".

So maybe Macaulay Culkin wasn't a hottie in the traditional sense of the word - but he was the one who, when I was the tender age of 7, taught me how to feel. Inexplicably, he was the first person I ever had a legitimate crush on. This only solidifies one true fact: love makes no sense!



Jonathan Taylor Thomas (JTT!!)

This fellow was the original Justin Bieber. He made floppy hair cool way before the Biebs was even a thought in God's pocket. He was the heart and soul of Tiger Beat.

When I was 8, my friends and I wrote a love letter to him and put it in the mailbox to be sent. Unfortunately, that was before we knew the importance of labeling an envelope with more than just a person's name on it.

Hey, it had always worked for Santa!



Blink 182 - specifically Mark Hoppus.

Who doesn't love a 12 year old trapped in a 23 year old's body? With lyrics about boobs, farts, and an entire song called "I Want to Fuck a Dog in the Ass", these men stole my middle school heart.



Brandon Boyd

The inventor of pelvic cleavage gives new meaning to the term "happy trail".



Gavin Rossdale: there are no words, except...

Is it possible for a picture to cause early-onset puberty? Because I'm pretty sure that would have happened if I saw this one back in the day.



And...finally...the face that launched a thousand ladyboners:

Leonardo DiCaprio!

He was number one in the hearts of just about every female except for myself. I found him attractive, but I wasn't one of those girls who saw Titanic 10 times before it even went to video. No, I was NOT one of the masses who were quite literally obsessed with Leo's lady-like features.

Also, curiously, this guy has not aged well. Unlike a fine wine, his features have become distorted. Gone are the notes of sandalwood and vine ripened berries; this vintage is rather more of a mediocre grape juice now.

If only Inception were real

so this face could capture America's heart once more!